Proberen niet betrapt te worden op aftrekken door de technicus die mijn internet was komen repareren en aan de andere kant van mijn slaapkamerdeur stond!
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My internet connection if forever needing an engineer to come and fix things. The phone socket is just the other side of my bedroom door! So I told him I was feeling really poorly and was having a really painful IBS day because I was insanely fucking horny and desperately needed a wank! So I had my TV up loud so that he wouldnāt hear me moaning and groaning, and if he did heād hopefully just think I had intense tummy pains. For a while I may have gotten away with it, but I ended up far far too noisy to get away with it! So itās a good job he had to go and work on the box down the road so that I could fully relax and be as vocal as I needed to be, isnāt it?!
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